JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads:
“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”
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- draw pentagram
- sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram
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so i bought the boy diet dr pepper in hopes of getting the loki can… and when i opened it, i managed to get an entire pack of black widows. was that supposed to happen IS THAT A SIGN
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